A Penguin in Canada: BreakABone Goes North: The Earl Rufus Story

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I don't see how pants get smelly. I really don't. They just get dirty. And unless it's winter, and it's all wet and muddy around, my pants never need washing.

Of course, that may be because I only get to wear my pants twice or so a week. And since I have 6 pairs of pants..