Someone emailed this to my friend's Biology 152 lecture.

[Bond]

Dear Fellow 152 Students,
Hi, my name is Alex Glazer and I am a fellow student in your lecture (and maybe even discussion—lucky!). I, unfortunately, am not the best student in the class, nor am I the most diligent notetaker, especially during Dr. Bohannan’s unit. This entire semester I have tried to take notes but every time I have tried my irritable bowel syndrome acts up and I get horrible gut wrenching diarrhea.
Now you may be saying to yourself, “ I don’t believe this kid, why should I let him copy my notes?” Well let me tell you a story: Yesterday as I was walking into the library a homeless man approached me. This man introduced himself and told me a little about himself. He then asked me if I had any spare change. Since I do not typically trust the homeless I offered to buy him a sandwich at Subway instead. Not only did I buy it for him, but I let him come in with me, choose his toppings, and even get a footlong! If this isn’t enough for someone to send me their notes, I don’t know what is.
Thank you in advance for your help and I greatly appreciate it.
Sincerely,
Alex Glazer