Man, E3 sucks now.

[Professor S]

Originally Posted by Angrist

I'm kind of hoping that Nintendo will announce a big game in the following days.

I mean where's Kid Icarus? Pikmin 3? Stuff that IGN has hinted at. The only new Wii game they showed was Wii Sports Resort.

I saw the big news from Nintendo, its called the Wiiplug and its the latest in hands free motion control gaming. What happens is, you shove it up your @$$ and clench, and all the motor-nano-thingies control Mario as he takes a dump. When you $%&@, Mario $%&^'s!! There will be one first party title to excuse the creation of yet another peripheral, and about 15 third party games that suck and don't really exploit the Wiiplug to its fullest, and trust us, you'll be happy about that.

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I'm in a bit of a mood today...