I went into this knowing that even if 99 people won't enjoy this thread, we have 1 member who will. For those newer folks, our admin, Dyne, is what some might call a 'Beard Fanatic'. I recall him saying he once had Mutton Chops! So here's a blog of some guy's quest for every beard.
http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/