Mario Galaxy Info Explosion

[GameMaster]

Taken Directly from the latest issue of Nintendo Power:

“Every hundred years a comet passes over the Mushroom Kingdom and rains down magical stars and stardust. As Princess Peach and the citizens of the kingdom are celebrating the centennial event, Bowser and his legions attack. Mario attemps to put a stop to Bowser’s shenanigans, but things go awry: the next thing he knows, he finds himself on a mysterious moon high above the Mushroom Kingdom.”

As if the Mushroom Kingdom wasn't fruity enough, now it has to have a comet that 'rains down magical stars and stardust'.

And you know the rest of the formula:

Innocent Princess Peach blah blah blah captured by Evil Bowser blah blah blah Mario is called upon to save the day blah blah blah ...

Not that I don't enjoy it but c'mon, a cow can only be milked so many times...