If you're going to the movies...

[DeathsHand]

Originally Posted by Professor S

Thank You. Link and GM can thank me for their employment whenever they feel like it. And honestly, now that I know how ingrateful ushers are for my gracious gift of leaving trash in the theater, I'm going to spit my gummi bears on the floor before I leave from now on.

Such arrogant and deluded people need to be taught a lesson... and that lesson is gummi-bear spittle. HAVE AT THEE.

And on a side note, you're theater is charging me $3.50 for those friggin' Gummi Bears... so yeah... pick my trash up. Its not being sloppy, its nonviolent protest. If you have a problem, talk to your money-grubbing concession whores. VIVA LA MOVIE REVOLUCION!!!!

I can't quite tell if you're trying to be some sort of over-the-top parody or not...

How about next time before you leave the theater you take a piss in the corner... They'd probably call in a special cleaning service to deal with that (in addition to the ushers you are keeping employed), thus employing even more people! Horah!