If Infinium Labs entered the fast food industry

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Cashier: Hello and welcome to Phantom Burger. How may I serve you?

Customer: Oh, well I hear you guys have a great burger with all sorts of neat vegetables and cheeses. I hear it's some kind of wonderful.

Cashier: Oh yes, the Phantom burger is going to be amazing.

Customer: Wait...going to be?

Cashier: Yes. You see, the burger isn't ready yet, but when it is, it will be fantastic.

Customer: Oh...so you have nothing I could buy and eat?

Cashier: Not per se, but what you can do is for mere pennies, buy stock in the Phantom Burger and when it revolutionizes how we eat fast food, you can share in the spoils.

Customer: You have no actual burger to show me? All the other fast food places are showing their burgers. Why can't I see yours?

Cashier: Could you hold on a moment? I'm being indicted.