If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...

[Professor S]

Here's my version

*Man walks into Nintenburger for a quick bite*

Cashier - Hello Sir, can I take your order?

Man - Whats with the outfits?

Cashier - *pause* What do you mean?

Man - What I mean is that you're all wearing Chess King outfits with Member's Only jackets.

Cashier - Its the company uniform, sir. "Classic" is always in style. Plus, the retro look is hip.

Man - Classic? Ok, never mind. Could I get a #6 with cheese and super size it?

*time passes and the food is delivered. Man looks in bag*

Man - Um, I think something is wrong with my order

Cashier - What do you mean, sir?

Man - I ordered a cheeseburger meal and supersized it.

Cashier - And?

Man - This is a tofu-dog, its TINY, and what the hell is on it?

Cashier - That would be sushi. And we supersize the FLAVOR, not the SIZE, sir.

Man - SUSHI??? I wanted a cheeseburger, and a BIG one!!

Cashier - That is a cheeseburger. A NINTENDO cheeseburger. Think outside of the box, sir.

Man - I don't want to think outside of the box, I want a damn cheeseburger. Thats what I ordered.

Cashier - No, you ordered a Nintendo cheeseburger. Just try it, they love them in Japan.

Man - I don't care what the Japanese love, I know what I love! And I love regular old cheeseburgers!

Cashier - Well... we do have the classic Nintendo retro-burger...

Man - Is it covered in raw fish????

Cashier - No... its just beef and cheese... like we USED to make...

Man - Well give me one of them, then.

Cashier - *thows Man a wrapped burger* That will be 50 cents.

Man - What the ****???? Its hard as a rock covered in mold!!

Cashier - I believe you mean classic, sir, like our uniforms. We've been aging them since 1985.

I think thats more accurate.