Don't you HATE it when.....

[Dyne]

I remember playing air hockey a couple years ago at the now defunct Playdium, I had shorts on that I didn't like having my wallet in. I put my wallet and keys on the side of the air hockey table, with my friends standing around. I figured it would be safe.

About halfway through some pudgy kid with a bad spiky-hair do nonchalantly walks up and places his hand over my wallet. With my quick reflexes training, I automatically grabbed his hand and pushed it away, giving him the evil eye.

I regret it now so much. I wanted to twist his arm and make him cry.

Moral of the story: I need to think faster.