Happy Birthday, Xantar!

[Xantar]

Ok, settle down guys. It's just another day for me as far as I'm concerned.

What? I get presents? Oh, well then...

Since I'm Birthday Boy, I would like to see:

Bluefie spelling "Vietnamese" correctly
BreakABone's high score in the penguin batting game
fingersman chopping off...a toe (but not mine!)
Fox_6 and Dark Samurai explaining who they are and whether I actually know them
and The Strangler saying, while totally sober, "I like Democrats."

Hop to!