Most Embarassing Sexual Moments
Okay...I know this is a G-rated forum and all, but I have a funny story, and no matter how you look at it, it's at least PG-7th grade material.
So, last night I was in my room at around 11:30 doing that evil deed that mormon's frown upon and others call conceited, when all of a sudden I hear "what are you doing" from my mother! I'm just mentally thinking, "oh ****, ****, ****, ****."
So...after like a 3-second akward pause, I'm just like....."ummm....I'm reading...uhhh...leave."
So she's just like, "go to bed, and walks out."
Oh man. Worst night of my life. Fortunately, there was only one really dim light on, and I wasn't going full force, but still, what a weird situation. It was probably my fault too, because I left the door open just a crack, but still...a friendly tap on the door would have been welcomed. I think there needs to be a rule about that. Once the kid is taller then the parent the parent has to knock. LOL.
So, I know I'm not the only one that has some embarasssing story. So yeah, go nuts. Or, don't. Hell, close the thread if you want. But, at least you can laugh with [at] me. Have fun.
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