So...the Pope died
Yep. He's gone now.
I wonder how they'll decide on a new one.
Perhaps they'll make it a reality television competition.
Like where they have to perform on live tv and people vote.
Catholic Idol!
Or maybe they'll compete in a home decorating show where the contestant who makes the best church becomes the Pope.
Trading Chapels!
Could they abandon them all on an island and force them to compete in elimination chellenges and have them vote eachother out?
Survivor: Vattican!
Maybe they'd all be trapped in a house together with cameras all about.
Big Father!
They could perform frightening stunts to prove their love for God.
GOD Factor!
They could take a page out of America's Next Top Model.
The Vattican's Next Top Pope!
Don't forget about the swimsuit challenge.
I'm out of reality TV show ideas.
P.S. I'm sorry to any catholics I just offended.
P.S.S. R.I.P. The Pope
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