RE 4: Afterthoughts (spoilers)

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Notice in the beginning scene the car stops and the cop gets out to take a leak, then he gets back in and the driver turns the ignition even though the engine is already running? Wild, man....

You know that monster fish in the lake.... No way something that large could move that quickly. The physics are all wrong. And how do regenerators make body parts so quickly i mean that takes a lot of energy which means a nuclear core but it doesn't show up on thermal so must be cold fusion but that's impossible so OMg RE4 1S TEH U/\/R34L15T1X!!!!

Seriously though folks, it's all good. I enjoyed the 2nd run-through, as a fully upgraded broken butterfly can waste any boss in just a couple pops. I actually want to play it a 3rd time to get the chicago typewriter. Chicago typwriter is actually a gun, not a typewriter, because you know chicago...with the gangs...and mafia.....in the 20's they shot these guns and.......oh nevermind.

I was going to say something really important....but I guess I'm not. Who else thinks Mike the chopper pilot got a raw deal? I hope he returns as a l33t plaga-infested super chopper pilot.

In conclusion, Resident Evil 4 is the perfect game for a white christian family to enjoy and celebrate.