I don't know if you people have heard of this or not
http://www.ip-relay.com/index.htm
you can talk to someone on the phone through the internet. It's such a useless, stupid feature but it's hilarious to play around with. The operators that represent you on the phone have to say
everything you say.. and I mean everything. Try it out..
You don't even have to go to the website, just IM on AIM: My IP Relay
Enjoy :]