I just had a beautiful GTA3 experience...

[The_Dunadan]

let me tell you about it

i just got out of the hospital, bought a gun and had started shooting police and their cars. i ran out of ammo, so i got in a car. by this time my warning level was 4 or 5. i took off like a mad man and the cops were all over me, crashing left and right. they put up a road block of police cars but that didn't stop me. they caught my car on fire so i had to get out on foot. i was by the airport so i jumped off this hill but landed in this fenced in area. helicopeters were hovering over me so i took them out with my rocket. i jumped the fence and ran to a hangar. police cars were circling. as i was getting shot at i got in the dodo plane. i started heading for the runway with cops surrounding the plane causing me to almost roll it over. i put on the classical music which went nice. i started barreling down the runway, cops still at my sides, helicopters in the air. just when the song was reaching its climax, my plane, for the first time, successfully lifted off and i flew it over to stuanton island and landed it on a street. i didn't have enough time to get out before the fbi blew it up and killed me inside.

i love this game!