Halloween.
All Hallows eve. It consumes us all. In an effort by the sugar companies to rebel against the dentisst, we all get free candy. It is indeed a glorious time.
But anyways, to the point.
What are you being for halloween? What ideas are you floating around?
Also, I guess, if you have any zany stories about Halloween, post them.
Well, today, me and my friends Kevin and Kelly, decided what we will be.
I am going to be the Listerine Man, Kevin will be the Toothbrush, and Kelly will be Floss. And we will shun her all day and call her "time consuming."
Those commercials are strangely intruiguing.
And my mildly strange story is 2 years ago for Halloween i was at Dylans house handing out candy, then we decided we wanted to go out Trick-or-treating. So we grabbed our Alien masks, and i put on his dads indestructible jacket, because it was cold.
So we were not 5 houses in, and the mask was imparing my vision, so i stumbled while running and my arm took the brunt of it all. I still have the scar. It was a huge hole in my arm. So we went back to his house to patch me up on account we wre leaving to go to the fireworks, only to descover the jacket remained unscathed. Not a scratch on it. The jacket didnt even have dirt on it. And here is my arm with a big gaping hole. Hence the indestructable jacket.
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Fingerbang:
1.) The sexual act where a finger is inserted into the vagina or anus.
Headbang:
1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.
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