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[Rubber Kitty]

...by double-decker bus. 'Course the bus was late today thanks to some plonker who was swearing up and down that he had exact change for the ride hidden somewhere in the 500 pockets he had on his cargo pants. God, I hate crap like that. I mean, would it seriously hurt you to wait for the next bus while you hunt through your cavernous pantaloons? But I digress. So anyway...