What if Shakespeare had written...

[BreakABone]

Well, I'm pretty much certain thay atleast the mass majority of members at GT have had some exposure to Shakespeare whether through a movie based on one of his plays, or his plays themselves.

Anyhow, was just being random with my friend on AIM, and wondered how it would be if ShakeSpeare wrote the Batman script.

Here are some random lines.

The Joker: Has thou ever danceth with the devil in the palest of thee moon's light?

Batman: To stalk or not to stalk
That is the question
Whether it is nobler to dress up as a bat and scare criminials
Or use my vast fortune to help put more cops on the street

Now they aren't the best, they aren't meant to be just playing around with my friend on AIM.

But how would Shakespeare rewrite some of your favorite movies?