Bachelor Party Ideas

[Crash]

My best friend of 10 years is getting married, and I'm the best man, so i have to come up with ideas for the bachelor party. It's going to be this saturday. Help me out with ideas!

so far, i have:

strippers
booze
handcuff him to blow up doll
t-shirts saying funny things (but what should they say?)
buy nude calendars, and hang em all over his house


gimme some ideas here guys!