5 Crappy Movies that Everyone Likes (And Tom Clancy Plot Generator)

[quiet mike]

Drug lords devise a scheme to take over a generic industrial compound for ransom under the watchful eye of Afghani rebels. The plot twists when the Drug lords threaten to blow up the White House even after their demands are met. Millions of lives are at stake unless a turncoat naval officer can gain the courage to do the right thing and stop the Drug lords once and for all.