I think you should walk up to him one day and pretend to apologize, and right when he is at his worst, snap a picture and run away. Then we all get a closeup.
I mean, hes drunk...not like hes gonna follow you in the correct direction.
__________________ Fingerbang:
1.) The sexual act where a finger is inserted into the vagina or anus. Headbang:
1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.