AIM fun: SmarterChild

[Revival]

I had to bring some of these convos back, they rock!

ShooterAD: Will you marry me?
SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead?
ShooterAD: *cries* You always say that!
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
ShooterAD: Do you have a wife already?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
ShooterAD: Are you a virgin?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
ShooterAD: Why the hell not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
ShooterAD: Pffft.. are you gay?
SmarterChild: I don't think that really matters.
ShooterAD: It does to me.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
ShooterAD: Stop that!
SmarterChild: Stop what?
ShooterAD: That!
SmarterChild: What about that?
ShooterAD: Stop that!
SmarterChild: Huh?
ShooterAD: Moron... :-P
SmarterChild: Why are you always so uncool to me?
ShooterAD: Why don't you love me?
SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
ShooterAD: Can I see your "insides"?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
ShooterAD: Dammit!
SmarterChild: Whoa. What's up?
ShooterAD: Ever been date raped?
SmarterChild: The date and time in Ever, KY is Sunday March 3rd, 2002 08:30:34 pm.

ShooterAD: You suck major ass.
SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, ShooterAD?
ShooterAD: No, I don't ****ing care.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you still want to curse at me like that.
ShooterAD: That's nice little man.
SmarterChild: ;-)
ShooterAD: Ohh.. they got you using smilies now!
SmarterChild: Ohh they got me using smilies now? I don't know.
ShooterAD: 'tard..
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
ShooterAD: 'tard..
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
ShooterAD: Umm.. no.
SmarterChild: K.