I never knew...

[Perfect Stu]

Originally Posted by PureEvil

That's gradual though. Well, the bad breath part isn't gradual, but the ugly and wrinkly-ness stuff takes time. So, when hot chicks first start smoking, they stay hot and skinny for the first couple years (Maybe like 7 or 10 or something) and then the wrinkles set in. But wrinkles take time to get real bad, and they aren't as obvious as fatness.

I'd rather be around a chick with a few wrinkles than a chick with hundreds of unnecessary pounds hanging off her bones.

Fat chicks are gross. Wrinkly chicks are kinda gross as well, but it's certainly the lesser of two evils.



Oh! And they die sooner so you don't have to put up with their f*cking nagging for as long!

...and I thought I was going to hell...

those are some harsh words, man...yikes