"A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
"I've never failed, but I've discovered ten thousand ways that don't work." - Thomas Edison
"The more you learn the less issues are black and white and are shades of gray. The more you learn the less you know and in the end knowledge is paralyzing." - Bill Watterson through Calvin (not an exact quote)
"The truly wise man realizes his ignorance in all things" - Unknown
"Win if you can, lose if you must, but ALWAYS cheat!" - Jesse "The Body" Ventura
"Just when you think you know all the answers, I change the questions!" - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
and my favorite quote of all time... from the greatest B movie of all time...
"I came here to do two things: Chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I just ran out of bubble gum." - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Bonus points if you can name the movie. Bond, you're ineligible
