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Old 01-13-2003, 10:54 PM   #16
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...I had a sick disgusting thought come to my mind...it had to do with the monolopy guy and his genatals...
Is it me, or does Jason has too much free time...


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Old 01-13-2003, 11:41 PM   #17
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w00t! Look what I found on my HD! Post indicators!

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Old 01-14-2003, 12:13 AM   #18
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How about spelling lessons?

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Old 01-14-2003, 12:20 AM   #19
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w00t! Look what I found on my HD! Post indicators!

Fu on

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Dude, sweet. Kinda messes with the format though.
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Old 01-14-2003, 01:58 AM   #20
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lol@fu's.

Well Camfui if you read this, try licking your elbow. That should keep you going for a few hours..................

Look below for a "theory of licking your own elbow"















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Apparently it's physically impossible to lick your own elbow. Unless you dislocate it or something
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Old 01-14-2003, 03:45 AM   #21
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You are all lucky that I'm finally finished with Staff Duty. I have to get some sleep... but don't worry, I will be back with some witty comments for ya'll.

And gekko... for the love of god, lose that picture of me. Please, for the love of it all.

ps gekko... I knew you couldn't resist a bald joke. I put it out there so you make the joke. But the joke is on you. Mwha ha ha Mwha ha ha.

Bobcat, I will have to give that a shot sometime. It's almost like a sex game... oops, I can't say that in here can I?
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Old 01-14-2003, 07:35 AM   #22
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Bobcat, I will have to give that a shot sometime. It's almost like a sex game... oops, I can't say that in here can I?
meh, i've said alot worse i think lol.

Anywho, play cards ,cards are always there, and they are fun, or take up smoking and give it up
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Old 01-14-2003, 08:30 AM   #23
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Old 06-28-2003, 05:27 PM   #24
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Well put.

Better than counting hairs on your head

And you used the wrong "Bored." Let me guess, you're not thinking straight at 0100? Sure...
A hahahahahahahaha ROFLMGDAO Cammie must REALLY be bored if he's up at 0100 sneaking around with a Laoptop!

Gekko, I think I almost cried when I read the above, if Cam tried to count hairs on his head, he'd go insane. As far as "thinking Straight" goes, does Cam even do that between 0900 and 1700 hours? (That's 9 to 5 for those of yu who can't read military time)?

So Fufu is without US-Based Gaming sites now, eh?

What did your Gekko tell you about re-enlisting Cameron? I think he said you were a bit reckless.

Anyway, let me think of some sites that may be able to help :Camfu: out....

*Thinks*

Well you could try soe sites in the UK (Pika get yo arse in here now!) or perhaps something from the (Sniker) French, right?

Since you can't even get Yahoo! Sports I'm guessing a Google Search engine is out o9f the question, but If you can somach the Kanji, why not try the actual JAPANESE gaming sites? Like Nintendo.co.jp, right?

At least now I know where my (Sniekring hardly) "Hard Earned Tax Dollars" are going now, they're paying for Fufu's Laptop and goof-off time, as well as some fancy Bullet Proof vests!

Hey Cam, I don't know if your CO has gotten wind of GT yet, but when he does, do you think you'l have to do more push-ups for A. Visting GT in the first place, or B, not using the right "Board" as your subject line "Bored on Staff Duty"?

I guess the spelling doesn't matter as long as you know how to say "Saddam Sucks" in any Arab language, and if you should ever capture one of his body Doubles, let us know, now as far as soe good gaming news goes:

- We have the GB Player now available (What's that you say? The ARMY doens't have them? Too bad, Papa Gekko told you to do something else a a carreer instead, like become a barber ) in the USA, and all is good.

- Sony is coming out with a Souped-up PS2, the PSX and yes that's the name, long story.

- Microsoft is still trying to take over the world, butyou a;lready knew that using your spy sats, right?

- Oh and E3 just ending with some sweet looking games, TMNT is due out in October I belive on all consoles, a new MK game is going to the GBA, and if that weren't enough, we're getting more ZELDA.

Now I'm sure you're either doing push-ups in the sand for Sarge or have counted all the hairs ony ur body, including those on your hed ( at Gekko) so I gues this si old news, now pelase, put my tax dollars to use and kill some terrorists, if you catch a guy wth a beard talking about Bombs and Planes and the man happens to ahvea thick afgahn accent, shoot him too if ya know what I mean he's no logner just a terroist he's public enemy #1 now that Saddam is gone.

Oh and Cam, just out of curiousity, if you could have snuck the laptop in with you, or a deck of the "Evil Dictator Playing Cards", you know, the ones Bush keeps in the oval office, whcih would you have taken?

I'm guessing the card deck but with you I never know.

Oh and Gekko, you did send Cammie his yearly supply of Shampoo, right? Now we just need to send hima supply of fresh water, don't raise my taxes though, I'm already paying for Cam to sit around and get in troub;e, but he'll be paying the army in a formof currency kown as PUsh-Ups.

Now Gekko, is Cam still in Germany or is he in Iraq like he was "supposed" to be?

If he's in Iraq, tell him to knock over a few statues.

As for a Green Monkey suit Cam, are you sure you dind't mean "Green Pajamas"? I man it is 0100 after all and you sound tired, h*** you didn't even get mad at the "Fufu" remark, but if 9ndeed you are in a MOneky suit, can you do your best "Elivs Impersonation"?

All right I've ganged up on Camenough for one day, he's serving the country so I guess he needs some downtime, as I siad if you knwo someone who can stomach the Kanji, try the Japanese sites... or ask Gekko what the Marines do when they want to get gaming news .
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Old 06-28-2003, 07:04 PM   #25
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That was a little.. Um... late!
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Old 06-28-2003, 07:14 PM   #26
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Um, yeah....Cyrax, did you see when that thread was last replied to?

...meh....

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Old 06-28-2003, 07:15 PM   #27
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Welcome to last January, Cyrax.
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Old 06-28-2003, 08:22 PM   #28
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Very, very, very late.

But to answer the question, yes, he's in Iraq. Not due back until May. He's with V Corps, 1st Armored Division.
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