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Old 06-28-2009, 05:36 PM   #1
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Lucretius in his first century BC philosophical poem On the Nature of Things denied the existence of centaurs based on their differing rate of growth. He states that at three years old horses are in the prime of their life while at three humans are still little more than babies, making hybrid animals impossible
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Old 06-28-2009, 05:46 PM   #2
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Centaur is not a monster. Phoenix wins.
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Old 06-28-2009, 05:50 PM   #3
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Centaur is not a monster. Phoenix wins.
Nor is the phoenix.
They're both mythology.
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Old 06-28-2009, 08:37 PM   #4
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Id argue that the Centaur is more of a monster than the Phoenix, him occupying that maze and all.
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Old 06-28-2009, 08:54 PM   #5
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I don't know.. have you ever seen jean Grey when she is pissed? Seems like a monster to me.
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Old 06-28-2009, 10:40 PM   #6
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Old 06-29-2009, 12:40 AM   #7
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Id argue that the Centaur is more of a monster than the Phoenix, him occupying that maze and all.
Minotaur.
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Old 06-29-2009, 05:36 AM   #8
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What Danny said. Minotaur would be more monster-like. Centaurs aren't evil that often. AFAIK.
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:02 PM   #9
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Bow and arrow beats stupid bird. Done and done.
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:31 PM   #10
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Firey bird burns bow and arrows. Fly's off.
Firey bird fires molten lava at centaur, eats roast centaur for dinner.

Phoenix can be re-born from it's own ashes, eternal regenititive life!

Phoenix wins by a million miles!

Phoenix is also a kick arse gun -
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Old 06-29-2009, 02:34 PM   #11
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Definitely the phoenix. And if we're to go by the Harry Potter series, centaurs are dicks.
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Old 06-29-2009, 03:43 PM   #12
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Id argue that the Centaur is more of a monster than the Phoenix, him occupying that maze and all.
That was actually a minotaur which is a sort of reverse centaur - body of human, head of a bull.
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Old 06-29-2009, 04:33 PM   #13
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Old 06-29-2009, 05:34 PM   #14
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What Danny said. Minotaur would be more monster-like. Centaurs aren't evil that often. AFAIK.

Angrist, I've said it like, 4 times.
It's Monster/Mythological Monsters.
Grasp it.
I know these posts aren't Nintendo-based, but still.
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Old 06-29-2009, 06:10 PM   #15
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But but you also said that we can base our vote on anything we want.
I base my vote on the understanding that Centaurs are cuter than Phoenixes.

But now that you mention it, I also like the Phoenix better because 2 Nintendo exclusives have that in the name.
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