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Old 01-23-2002, 02:30 PM   #1
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Well my last joke was either a miss or a complete miss.. Let's see how this one turns out

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Lorena Bobbit's sister was arrested yesterday, for trying to
do the same thing to her husband as her famous sister had
done several years ago.

The sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She missed the
target and stabbed her husband in the upper leg, causing
severe muscle and tendon damage. She has been charged with
a 'MisdeWeiner'.
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Old 01-23-2002, 02:43 PM   #2
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that was extremely painful

sounds like something Leno would say
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Old 01-23-2002, 02:56 PM   #3
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Ow...my brain hurts...
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Old 01-23-2002, 04:39 PM   #4
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My god...

That was even worse than the other one...
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Old 01-23-2002, 04:48 PM   #5
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Funny or painful to think of?
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Old 01-23-2002, 04:50 PM   #6
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You are terrible.

Please stop this madness
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Old 01-23-2002, 04:57 PM   #7
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You are terrible.

Please stop this madness
agreed.
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Old 01-23-2002, 05:58 PM   #8
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It wasnt as bad as the last one...hmmmm...I havent heard any good ones lately
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Old 01-23-2002, 06:03 PM   #9
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That's not funny.......
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Old 01-23-2002, 08:16 PM   #10
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Where are you getting this? No offence but that was just lame!
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Old 01-23-2002, 08:21 PM   #11
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Just........bad......
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Old 01-23-2002, 09:04 PM   #12
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Honestly, I'd rather drink piss than hear that again.
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Old 01-23-2002, 09:06 PM   #13
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* pisses in a glass*

Drink up sunny boy
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Old 01-23-2002, 09:15 PM   #14
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MY Nuts!
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Old 01-23-2002, 10:10 PM   #15
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*walks into thread*

LOOK! Someone left behind some lemonade...

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