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Old 10-21-2005, 11:51 AM   #1
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Greetings all,

Mi name is Daniel Trofe and I am from the year 2342. I have traversed the great temporal barrier to conduct reserch in your time period. If you have any questions you wish to ask about the future then pleese feal frea to do so.



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Old 10-21-2005, 11:54 AM   #2
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I know I'm going to be an awesome samurai in the future but my question to you is, what kind of material my katana will be made of?
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:58 AM   #3
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Greetings all,

Mi name is Daniel Trofe and I am from the year 2342. I have traversed the great temporal barrier to conduct reserch in your time period. If you have any questions you wish to ask about the future then pleese feal frea to do so.



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I would have hoped spelling standards for the future would be better.
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:00 PM   #4
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I would have hoped spelling standards for the future would be better.
My apologies, attempts were made in the year 2058 to make English easier to learn through certain grammatical changes. I will attempt to adjust to your manner of writing.
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:01 PM   #5
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My apologies, attempts were made in the year 2058 to make English easier to learn through certain grammatical changes. I will attempt to adjust to your manner of writing.

What grammatical changes?


Ebonics?
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:03 PM   #6
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What grammatical changes?


Ebonics?

Please understand I am not the best student of history, however if I remember correctly it had something to do with the increasing rate of immigration into the Americas and the desire to integrate foreigners as easily as possible.
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:07 PM   #7
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I know I'm going to be an awesome samurai in the future but my question to you is, what kind of material my katana will be made of?
Greetings Sony,

You will be pleased to know there are still individuals in my time who follow the art of the Samurai. Please forgive my ignorance of metallurgy, but I know that at least a few blades are comprised of a Titanium-Aluminum alloy but I do not know if that applies to traditional katanas as well. A few manufactures produce blades coated with synthetic diamond, similar to the process described in another thread I viewed here.
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:09 PM   #8
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How is the internet (or similar system) in your time?
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:16 PM   #9
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How is the internet (or similar system) in your time?
The best way I could describe it would be to say that it is much more cohesive and pervasive in our lives than in this time period. In fact the term "internet" doesn't truly apply to what we have, however the name has stuck to this day. Almost 30% of the population carry subdermal microchips which convey infomation to a neuro-optical output device. There is some speculation we may one day have the ability to recreate these devices using biological material, and then perhaps encode them in our DNA so that future generations are born with the technology. There is a lot of resistance and controversy surrounding this issue however.
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:20 PM   #10
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Sounds like a remarkable contrivance you have there. Since I shall not live to that time do you recall what sort of advancements in the field were made up to around 2050? And when did time travel become readily available?
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:27 PM   #11
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Sounds like a remarkable contrivance you have there. Since I shall not live to that time do you recall what sort of advancements in the field were made up to around 2050? And when did time travel become readily available?
I believe the basic architecture of the internet did not begin to truly evolve until the year 2080 or so with the advent of quantum computing. Once we learned how to store information with individual electrons it opened up whole new areas of advancement. Computers became so interrelated with regards to their circuity and their wireless communication abilities that it became difficult to determine where one computer ended and the other began.

I like these "Smilies." You'll be happy to know we have types of them in the future as well.
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Old 10-21-2005, 12:28 PM   #12
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Greetings all,

Mi name is Daniel Trofe and I am from the year 2342. I have traversed the great temporal barrier to conduct reserch in your time period. If you have any questions you wish to ask about the future then pleese feal frea to do so.



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Old 10-21-2005, 04:05 PM   #13
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Seeing as how this thread is back in action, I shall continue with questioning.


Have you contacted any of your ancestors since you've been back? Or would that be against the rules of time travel?
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:27 PM   #14
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Seeing as how this thread is back in action, I shall continue with questioning.


Have you contacted any of your ancestors since you've been back? Or would that be against the rules of time travel?

Wow, I never meant to cause trouble here. The last thing I want is to interfere with the normal happenings of this board. I would get into so much trouble if I altered your normal paths through life by any appreciable manner. I am glad I will get to stay here and visit with you a few more days. It would set me back quite a bit if I had to abandon this line of research.

To answer your question deejzguy, it is not against the rules to contact your ancestors per se, but it would require special permission. We are not allowed to contact ancestors for personal reasons alone, rather we must prove that such an action would be necessary for our research. As you can imagine this is an extremely rare occurence, however that has not dissuaded certain individuals for devising all manner of clever reasons why they need to contact a relative.
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Old 10-22-2005, 02:00 AM   #15
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So what is the nature of your reasearch?
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