Funny amazon.com Review

MuGen · 09-26-2005, 06:03 PM

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The graphics are horibble just to let you know. Infact they downright stink. I mean graphics are important and better than sound and controlls. The psp rocks! It can play my movies and games and can play ps2 games too! Im sure when the ps3 comes out it can even play my ps3 games too! Nintendo should just stop making systems and consoles like the DS and make games for the ps3 and xbox....o wait then they will bankrupt cuss noone will buy them. the DS is really kiddy. That means it doesnt have violence or blood or any of the good stuff that we all want. They need a grandtheftauto game for it....oh wait the graphics motherboard could not handle it. Only the ps3 and psp can handle GTA. My cousin got a DS for his birthday and he dropped it and now it doesnt play psp games or umd movies anymore!!!! I wonder why? BECAUSE NINTENDO DOESNT NO HOW TO MAKE A GOOD PROCESSOR. My psp motherboard graphics can kick the DS butt. I dont like nintendo any more because they made me waste my money on the DS The only good games on it are Chaos theyory because it has violence and not kiddy like kirby or lame mario. I mean my cousins DS, he opened it up and it wouldnt even come on! YEah thats right the screen wouldnt come on! So we took it back. And we got another one and when we opened it up it still would not power on! do not buy a DS only a psp because psp has good games like halo and jurrasic park. thanks

Now before you go sour and think I posted this because it's bashing the DS, your wrong. I'm posting this because this guy sounds like a total ass.

First the PSP can't play PS2 games... or halo or even jurassic park for that matter.... and the cousin drops the DS and can't play PSP games and UMD movies anymore? BECAUSE... the DS can't play PSP games and UMD movies to begin with!!!

Oh whaddya guys think of this ass?

DeathsHand · 09-26-2005, 06:30 PM

I think it's sad that you found it necesary to explain what makes the review funny...

GameMaster · 09-26-2005, 06:59 PM

A true video gamer has no bias or preference. They play for no other reason than to win. It's a simple mission with a simple objective.

Vampyr · 09-26-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DeathsHand

I think it's sad that you found it necesary to explain what makes the review funny...

If he hadn't people would have thought he was being a fanboy and that he agreed with the article...just because he is a fanboy.

It is pretty funny though. Sometimes you come across reviews like that.

bobcat · 09-26-2005, 11:33 PM

I h8 fanboys.

Nintendo rules

DarrenMcLeod · 09-27-2005, 01:50 AM

I can't tell if its serious, or someone joking around with all of us.

Jonbo298 · 09-27-2005, 07:15 AM

I didnt think Sony was posting this in bias. That review gave me an inside laugh to start my morning

MuGen · 09-27-2005, 12:00 PM

I actually was working on a Nintendo DS Product design for my company and came across that review and thought it was hilarious. Not only did the guy make no sense, he glorified the PSP in ways which were impossible to begin with... for example

"The PSP IS SO MUCH BETTER CUZ IT CAN LAUNCH ROCKETS!"

That kinda stuff makes Sony fans like me look bad... it's sad really...

Dylflon · 09-27-2005, 07:38 PM

People like that are the reason that I'm pro choice.

jeepnut · 09-27-2005, 08:26 PM

I'm 99% sure this guy is joking. He types too well to be dumb enough to write that seriously.

MuGen · 09-28-2005, 12:53 AM

my question is how it got past Amazon.com editors... lol

"Gee this review will be really helpful to people... POST IT!"