Violent Pong 3D

jeepnut · 03-20-2002, 02:06 AM

Most likely none of you have heard of this game since it was invented by a friend of mine. Sorry to confuse you guys into thinking it's a video game (it's not) but it seemed like a cool title.

Anyway, Violent Pong 3D is exactly like regular Ping-Pong or Table Tennis except for the point system. When your opponent or yourself fails to return the ball or the ball is hit off the table, instead of the set's winner getting a point, he gets a chance to cause a hit on the other player. You score hits by causing a welt to form on your opponents chest. To do this, the players stand on opposite sides of the table while the loser pulls their shirt over their head. (bare skin shows welts better and it's more interesting when your opponent can't see you hitting the ball at him.) The winner takes the ball and hits it as hard as he can with the paddle at the loser and tries to hit him in the chest. If the ball causes a welt, that is a point. The first person to recieve five welts loses.

I recommend hanging something behind each player to prevent the ball from hitting concrete or other walls as they could break the ball.

Anyway, hope you enjoy.

Kitana85 · 03-20-2002, 06:55 AM

Ummm...yeah...sure...sounds....inmtreaging....I"m I'll come visit you in the hospital.

jeepnut · 03-20-2002, 09:26 AM

Yeah, I have yet to meat a girl that likes the idea of the game. It's not that bad though. The welts are not as bad as say the welt you would get from getting hit with a paintball.

Xantar · 03-20-2002, 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by jeepnut
Yeah, I have yet to meat a girl that likes the idea of the game.

It might not be the violent aspect that turns girls off, you know. It could be that they just don't like the idea of pulling their shirts over their heads.

Anyway, the idea sounds interesting except it would take me 10 tries to actually hit somebody and I'd probably crack several ping pong balls in the process.

jeepnut · 03-20-2002, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by Xantar

It might not be the violent aspect that turns girls off, you know. It could be that they just don't like the idea of pulling their shirts over their heads.

Anyway, the idea sounds interesting except it would take me 10 tries to actually hit somebody and I'd probably crack several ping pong balls in the process.

Yeah I have thought about that. Guess it is kind of a sexist game. O well.

The fun in it is when you are standing there with your shirt over your head not knowing if you are going to be pelted or not. Quite exciting. You can hang sheets behind you to stop the balls from cracking.

I'll tell you one thing, my ping pong skills certainly got a lot better when pain was involved.

Perfect Stu · 03-20-2002, 10:35 AM

That...that sounds...like fun...

*runs away*

DimHalo · 03-20-2002, 03:47 PM

I laughed the first time i heard about violent pong from one of jeepnut's friends. Yes, girls are turned off by the fact that it is a sexist game... but it also doesn't make much sense. But not much of anything makes sense anyway.

The Germanator · 03-20-2002, 04:48 PM

This doesn't seem as entertaining as beer pong...

Perfect Stu · 03-20-2002, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by The Germanator
This doesn't seem as entertaining as beer pong...

*wakes up from sleep*

did someone say BEER?

Ric · 03-20-2002, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Perfect Stu

*wakes up from sleep*

did someone say BEER?

*Punches Stu again

*

Look, LOOK, LOOK at the sig, I am the bartender. Stop cutting in on my business.

No I have not played Beer Pong, I have played a game involving clothes and beer

with a girl with big

jshrimp3 · 03-20-2002, 06:03 PM

heh, i played a game similar to that, in fact, very similar. except instead u completely take off your shirt instead of pulling it over your head and u have ur back to the table, so u can't see it and it hits u in the back. also, it can't hit u in the eye or something. and i have played it with girls

and they weren't wearing bras, fortunately. it was awesome.

Joeiss · 03-20-2002, 07:10 PM

Who remembers playing "RED ASS" in elementary shcool? We play that on the Ping Pong table. We half of the table up, so it acts like a wall. Then we take turns hitting the ball, and iff somebody missed 6 times (to spell RED ASS), then all of the other oponents get to hit the loser with ping pong balls. We usually make the person take off their shirt, so there is a possibility to get hit in the face.

Yugi Starwind · 03-20-2002, 09:27 PM

Violent Pong 3D...sounds......fun??? Maybe it could work if you had strong will-power.

GameMaster · 03-21-2002, 02:38 AM

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Originally posted by Xantar
It might not be the violent aspect that turns girls off, you know. It could be that they just don't like the idea of pulling their shirts over their heads.

Well, I wouldn't mind if she'd rather substitute her pants for her shirt...or some other article of clothing... just as long as we're pulling something off. And lets edit the rules so that once something comes off, it stays off

Yugi Starwind · 03-21-2002, 04:39 PM

Well, if pain is involved,I would also be a lot more focused.