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Old 07-26-2004, 07:17 PM   #16
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I was a little Nigerian girl who died at age 0 from malnutrition.



This game is a bringdown, you never really get good things, people always die from cancer, or get herpes or something.




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I would hate to be my adotpted asian girl. Her name is Shi-ting. Yes, as in what you do in the bathroom.

This is a strange journal entry:

42 years old

I am suffering from clinical depression.

Discovered I am infertile.

Daughter Shi-ting born.
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Old 07-26-2004, 11:40 PM   #17
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My second attempt was a homosexual Taiwanese. After getting dumped by male-after-male we turned Bi and got a girl pregnant. Then, he joined the military, proposed, and got left with a child. After finding another woman, he had another child and became a sergeant. There were a few years of lavish living, but it ended poorly. Wife was clinically depressed for ages, and his health rarely rose above 40. He continually attended political events... but somehow, he was arrested for anti-government plotting (despite being in the military). Released the same year, he changed to Logging because he was too old. And then the old man went blind and had to be a sub-farmer. At that time, he made less money than his wife, and decided to have a heart-attack.
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Old 07-27-2004, 12:27 AM   #18
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My second attempt was a homosexual Taiwanese. After getting dumped by male-after-male we turned Bi and got a girl pregnant. Then, he joined the military, proposed, and got left with a child. After finding another woman, he had another child and became a sergeant. There were a few years of lavish living, but it ended poorly. Wife was clinically depressed for ages, and his health rarely rose above 40. He continually attended political events... but somehow, he was arrested for anti-government plotting (despite being in the military). Released the same year, he changed to Logging because he was too old. And then the old man went blind and had to be a sub-farmer. At that time, he made less money than his wife, and decided to have a heart-attack.
Nice story..
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Old 07-27-2004, 11:37 AM   #19
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Brother born at age 3, emotionally abused by father, went to college, rejected by a girl, married another girl, went to graduate school, brother is gay, brother goes into military, work as a secondary school teacher, volunteer in humanitarian effort, mom died at age 61, wife died and home burglarized when i was 62, saved my friend's life, brother died at age 63, father died when I was 69, switched to working as an artist, got prstate cancer at 88

Died at age 93 from lung cancer
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Old 07-27-2004, 11:41 AM   #20
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I got around to playing it last night and died at age 3 from either a car accident or malnutrition I can't remember.. soo late...need sleep
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Old 07-27-2004, 04:48 PM   #21
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I was a Canadian living in Halifax.


There was a fire where 2 people died, those 2 people were my parents.


I was a Company president making 125,000 canada dollars ( as the game says) a week. My wife was a seemstress making 2,700 a week.

My net total was 19,783,946.

I died at 72 from an asthma attack.

I could have retired at age 47 and have enough money to live to the age 93, but i kept working until the day i died, so i had enough money to live to be 403. ( as the game told me)
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Old 07-27-2004, 05:29 PM   #22
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Depressing game.

I keep dying from epileptic seizures!
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Old 07-27-2004, 08:30 PM   #23
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Depressing game.

I keep dying from epileptic seizures!
Pokemon's not worth it anymore. Those crazy anime and their shiny scenes.
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