This is pretty much everything to do with my family up until now..
One year before i was born my parents, brother and 2 sisters were walking to The Old Spaghetti factory, and a Bus ran them all down. No serious injuries, except my dad needed a skin graph on the top of his head because the big chunk of glass from a bus shelter came spinning at his head, and if he didnt duck, he would have been decapitated.
On to my family:
My Brother is 24 anbd likes to steal things from me at will. There is not really too much to say about him, except he is the one who broght that stupid whore into my house.
My oldest sister Andi is 27 and in a band, that sings at private party's and stuff. I was born on her 10th birthday, so she didnt really like me too much, cuz i ruined her party
She is married to a guy who has a form of MS ( multiple sclerosis). She doesnt want to be married to him anymore, but shes "being nice" and not divorcing, because then he couldnt afford medical help and resparators.
She now lives with her boyfriend ( yes she has a boyfriend a husband AND a child, both guys are not the father)
My sister Krissy is a painter and does the illustrations for childrens books. She lives in Colchester ( England) And is also married to a guy in the British paratroopers. I never really saw much of her, because she has never lived with us. she and my other sister always lived with their moms. ( All my siblings are half-brother/sisters, we just never said that, so i dont consider them half brothers or sisters)
My mom is a "house wife" and all she does is clean, but she is extremely bitter that my dad doesnt do anything.
My dad's section at BC Hydro got bought out by an American company, so he had an option that if ever a such thing would happen, he would get to take out his pension. But he had this other ingenious clause that said his pention would get doubled when he took it out. Hence the wealthiness.
I have had numerous serious accidents that have happened to me, ranging from a split open nose when i was 3, to smashing my 2 front teeth swimming all the way to breaking my arm camping casing a chipmunk. HE HAD MY DONUT!!!
I dont flaunt my money that i get, other people make me. Like whenever i go to someones house and say " can i have some food?" or something, they always say " You have money, go buy something you rich bastard."
Which i feel i dont deserve, i dont go around holding my money in peoples faces, or saysing " Oooohhh, look at all my money." Infact, im downright nice about it and buy people things, but when i want something from the people i buy things for, all of a sudden im a " rich bastard"....but yet when im buying them things, im not.
This makes me consider not buying anything for anyone ever again.
My lifes story..
U.S.ARMY backwards = Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up 
That freeloader 
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