It's time again i think - THE NEVER ENDING STORY - Page 2

Ginkasa · 02-24-2002, 07:06 PM

So do we want to forget it or start over?

The_Dunadan · 02-24-2002, 07:24 PM

said link to his other gt pals. they needed dblns and needed em fast. their time at black project was running out. they had decided to jump xantar on his way out from the local strip joint he attended every friday night. he'd be leaving any minute. would they do it or would they come up with another plan? just then....

Xantar · 02-24-2002, 07:48 PM

Xantar walked out. But he didn't walk out of a strip joint because Swarthmore College doesn't have any strip joints.

Anyways, Xantar came walking out, whereupon the eagerly awaiting group jumped him. Unfortunately, they had forgotten about his moderator powers. They all ended up stuffed into a trash compactor.

"Darn," said The_Dunadan. "We should have waited until after Xantar retired."

"We'll get him eventually!" said Link1130. "All we have to do is...

Ric · 02-24-2002, 08:20 PM

...Kick him in the nuts and funnel alcohol down his throat. Now where to get the alcohol, lets nick it off Ric... so they headed to his bar and attampeted to break in whereupon they were met with an extremely swift and painfull ninja kick to the face by Shadow Fox.

'What the hell are you doing said The_Dunadan help us.

So Shadow Fox joined the group after Xantar's doubloons, they now attempeted to break into Ric's bar however inside the bar with Ric was none other than fingersman and C.H now the fun is about to begin, Ric slowly opens the door and...

GameMaster · 02-24-2002, 11:28 PM

sees a foursome getting it on

Bobcat being one of the foursome, pulls out, and says, "What the **** are you doing here? Can't you see I'm a little busy? Ric says, "No but your hands sure were." This being the last straw, a mean and evil Bobcat says, "You're gonna pay for that one buddy." Letting fly with a angry shout of rage Bobcat…

Ric · 02-25-2002, 11:52 AM

...gets his face punched in and beaten to crap by the three in the bar.

Ric - Now then back to the people after my alcohol.

So Ric, C.H and Fingersman step outside to face The_Dunadan, Link1130 and Shadow Fox.

The fight begins...

Blackmane · 02-25-2002, 12:02 PM

Ric-"You can't have this." Holding a liquor bottle in his hand."This alcohol has been just like alcohol to me."

Dunadan-"Tough for you. We're taking your alcohol and that's that."

Dunadan makes a swift move and quickly disables fingersman with a poke in the eye.

"Haha, noone can stand up to us. Give us the alcohol and noone else gets hurt."

Just then....

Ric · 02-25-2002, 12:31 PM

...Blackmane jumps out of nowhere and executes a flying kick to Link1130's head knocking him outcold. C.H then follows suit and does the same to The_Dunadan

Ricturns his attention to Shadow Fox who disappears with ninja like stealth and the parting words 'Didnt want the stupid doubloons anyway'

fingersman regains his sight and sees the two wannabe thief outcold... 'fingerssssssssssssssssssss...

C.H · 02-25-2002, 03:21 PM

Fingersman then removes there fingers, to add to his wide collection. And says to Ric and C.H, "I want to show you something". So Fingersman takes them to a place under gametavern city, where he keeps his fingers collection. As Ric and C.H look around, they see all kinds of fingers. Not just human fingers. But one of Fingersman's most presense fingers. Is the finger of Camfu, with an Axe next to it.

Just then, Camfu crashes through the wall with his army, and says "NOW I WILL TAKE OVER GT, and get my bloody finger back"...

BigJustinW · 02-25-2002, 03:31 PM

When Cam walked in, Everyone got so scared that they stoped fighting and sat down and got drunk... little did Cam know, it's wasn't him who scared them, it was BreakABone!!! (the guy who played Penguin in Batman)

He was standing right behind Cam, and he didn't even know! When Cam turned around he fainted, not because of how horrid BreakABone looks, but because how bad he stank.

BigJustinW drove by, laughs, then drives to the airport where he caught a plane to South Africa (so keep my ass out of this story

)...

Ric · 02-25-2002, 05:06 PM

...CamFu swiftly took his finger in the confusion and flew away with his army in super sonic jets to South Africa, on landing they landed right on top of BigJustinW and splatted him.

Also The_Dunadan and Link1130 in their quest for doubloons realised Shooter had 10000. But first things first they had to get their fingers back, when they looked round however Ric, C.H and fingersman were gone.

Damn where did they go?...

Ginkasa · 02-25-2002, 05:45 PM

The Dunadun and Link1130 decided to screw the fingers until they got the doubloons so they chased after Shooter.

They were about to jump him when......

GameMaster · 02-25-2002, 10:36 PM

When a cute, cuddly cake blocked their path--->

The cute, cuddly cake seduced Link1130 and Dunadan into a state of utter...

Ginkasa · 02-26-2002, 12:21 AM

.....confusion as they wondered just how the hell a cake could be so gay. They ate it anyway but found that Shooter had already left.
Suddenly a dark shady stranger walked up to them and said, "I know where the one you are hunting is." As the stranger walked into the light, Link1130 and Dunadun saw that it was....

Bizzyman · 02-26-2002, 01:40 PM

...it was Link1130's evil brother who could spell The_Dunadan correctly!! and he said "Give me a beer! and some leapord skin underwear!!! and ill tell you where Shooter, the man with hooters, is!" Link1130 the 2nd was very gnarled up and dirty and he wore this big ugly coat and everyone got scared and ran away to the.............