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Old 09-29-2004, 04:38 PM   #1
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Default Dead squirrels washing up on Michigan beaches



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You've heard of dead fish washing up along the lake shore, but now it's squirrels. Dozens have surfaced along the beaches from Grand Haven to Muskegon, and the experts have no idea why.
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Old 09-29-2004, 04:45 PM   #2
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Probably a new disease of some sort. It's still creepy, I hate finding dead things. I bet finding dead wet things is even worse. A couple weeks ago, when I was mowing the lawn, I saw a dead rat. I had to throw it over the fence with a shovel.
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Old 09-29-2004, 04:55 PM   #3
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Into the neighbor's yard! Brilliant!
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Old 09-29-2004, 05:21 PM   #4
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I hope they were barbequeing.
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Old 09-29-2004, 06:22 PM   #5
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Maybe they thought they were lemmings and all went off of a cliff?
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:14 PM   #6
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maybe it was a mass suicide in protest of something...
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