What if Shakespeare had written...

[BreakABone]

Well, I'm pretty much certain thay atleast the mass majority of members at GT have had some exposure to Shakespeare whether through a movie based on one of his plays, or his plays themselves.

Anyhow, was just being random with my friend on AIM, and wondered how it would be if ShakeSpeare wrote the Batman script.

Here are some random lines.

The Joker: Has thou ever danceth with the devil in the palest of thee moon's light?

Batman: To stalk or not to stalk
That is the question
Whether it is nobler to dress up as a bat and scare criminials
Or use my vast fortune to help put more cops on the street

Now they aren't the best, they aren't meant to be just playing around with my friend on AIM.

But how would Shakespeare rewrite some of your favorite movies?

[Canyarion]

Originally Posted by BreakABone

Now they aren't the best

Ok some Jurassic Park ones:

*thinks* *realises he doesn't know Shakespeare*

Ok Poe then:

Peering into that darkness, wondering..... fearing.... doubting..... Muldoon aimed his grenade launcher and blasted a raptor to pieces.

Muldoon: "We could use the lysine plan now"
Hammond: "Nevermore...."

Hammond: "We can rebuild this park, right Ellie?"
Elllie: "Nevermore...."

Hammond: "Will you go back?"
Grant: "Nevermore...."

Malcolm: "When you gotta go, you gotta go!"
Grant (looking at Genero being eaten): "Nevermore...."

[dropCGCF]

I'd like to see her write Romeo And Juliet. She wouldn't have cast Dicaprio.

[BreakABone]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

I'd like to see her write Romeo And Juliet. She wouldn't have cast Dicaprio.

"Her", "she"

I know both William Shakespeare and Edgar Allan Poe were dudes. And I know, myself and as far as I know, Canyorian are dudes.

So who exactly are you referring to?

[Dyne]

Shakespeare was Bisexual. *shrug*

He could've rewritten The Last Samurai. That would've been REALLY cool.

[DimHalo]

Originally Posted by Dyne

Shakespeare was Bisexual. *shrug*

He could've rewritten The Last Samurai. That would've been REALLY cool.

I'm a little confused, what does him being bisexual have to to with the referrence "she"?