I hate mummies

Zaglar Ninja · 06-26-2004, 04:24 AM

god they suck! ill tell you what I would do if a mummy was after me, get to the other side of a lake. BAM mummy falls into the lake and turns to mush, I WIN. Zombies on the other hand kick ass, you can stop one zombie easily, but they come in masses.

Typhoid · 06-26-2004, 04:29 AM

Very true roboy......*cough* i mean Zaglar. Mummies suck, too predictable.

But zombies, while predictable, have masses. But all you would really need to do is go in a room with a lock on the door, or, maybe, speed walk, and you would be fine.

I never got why Mummies and Zombies went so slow.

Zaglar Ninja · 06-26-2004, 04:31 AM

well zombies could afford to be slow, one lures you slowley towards another, when you back away from a zombie you always back into another, they love tricking people. Mummies go slow because they are stupid, they almost never travel in groups.

bobcat · 06-26-2004, 06:25 AM

wot do mummies do?

Dylflon · 06-26-2004, 12:07 PM

I don't get what is so scary about mummies. They're rotting corpses. Just get a couple of necropheliacs and bam. No more mummy problem.

Professor S · 06-26-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

I don't get what is so scary about mummies. They're rotting corpses. Just get a couple of necropheliacs and bam. No more mummy problem.

What kind of crowd do you hang out with?

Ace195 · 06-26-2004, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

I don't get what is so scary about mummies. They're rotting corpses. Just get a couple of necropheliacs and bam. No more mummy problem.

OMFG, now I know why dyne is soo strange.

Typhoid · 06-26-2004, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

I don't get what is so scary about mummies. They're rotting corpses. Just get a couple of necropheliacs and bam. No more mummy problem.

You would still have a mummy problem, necropheliacs only have sex with dead people, so the mummies would only be delayed for a few minutes.

Favourite necropheliac related quote:

" I dont have sex with dead people,.......i just sleep with them."

ulala06 · 06-26-2004, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bobcat

wot do mummies do?

they CURSE you! that's what! if you'd ever seen Aquateenhungerforce on Adult Swim you'd understand completely!

If you find a mummy in the crawlspace under your house, you best be buying him stuff.

Zaglar Ninja · 06-26-2004, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ulala06

they CURSE you! that's what! if you'd ever seen Aquateenhungerforce on Adult Swim you'd understand completely!

If you find a mummy in the crawlspace under your house, you best be buying him stuff.

HA I was hoping someone would bring this up, you see the whole thing about mummies having a curse is a misconception. When archeologists entered tombs they usually had warnings like "Beware the Mummy's curse" so naturally hollywood gave them this cursing power. Little did they know that if Mummies actually HAD a curse, it would be the power to get up and chase their victims, nothing more than that, and as I said before, its quite easy to get away from.

Water might not work as GM said, but what would work is getting a friend to build a giant pit and leading the mummy into it, what the hell is gonna do now?

P.S. yes I have seen Aquateenhungerforce, and as I recall, it turned out the mummy didn't actually have a curse and it was just tricking the fry thing.