Favorite George W. Bush quotes

[Dylflon]

A very interesting thing I've noticed is that when Bush says something dumb they call it a Bushism. But if anyone else spoke like him they'd call them a moron.

Anyhow, here are some of my favorite Bushisms.

"They misunderestimated me."

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."

"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."

"I think there is some methodology in my travels."

"It's your money. You paid for it."

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.''

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

Funny stuff.

[Seth]

They are funny.

Where did you aquire those from?

[Happydude]

now thats what i call a moron...or retard...which ever

[Stonecutter]

My favorite is still

"There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee. It says fool me once... shame on... uh... shame on... you. Fool me can't get fooled again!"

- G. W. Bush

[GameMaster]

<---- A kind hearted chuckle.

[Dark Samurai]

"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."

What a f*cking dumbass.

[Dylflon]

Originally Posted by bouncer_agb

They are funny.

Where did you aquire those from?

I aquired them from several web sources. They have dates too. Just run a google search and you'll find them and more.