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Old 03-10-2004, 01:25 AM   #1
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Here is the deal, I live with a roomate. His mom owns the place. I pay $450 a month for one bedroom, and shared other stuff. ONE BEDROOM!!!! the total rent of this place is like 700. eitherway, here's my tale. roomate decides to renovate the house. kitchen first.

right now, there are no cupboards, no sink, no stove, no fridge. how the hell do i make food? it's been this way for 3 weeks.

2. I just cleaned my room pretty well, i threw out a lot of trash. thus i have a pile of trash (old clothes, empty boxes etc) outside my room. Trash day is tomorrow. The crazy mom comes over at 11:00pm (when i'm sleeping) bangs on my door saying "you better get this S#!T outta the house tonight God D@MMIT!! It's been here too fU**ING long!

I'm like, what the hell? I'll take it out in the morning. She says "you better F***ing take it out tonight" so I say whatever and close the door.

3. earlier today my friends come over to play halo. They park their car in the visitors parking lot and plan to leave it there for 3 days, she tells them "you can't leave the car there, if you do I'll bash your heads together and you'll have to walk side by side" AND SHE WAS SERIOUS! she'd never even met these people before. THen she said If i dont move my car, she'd release the emergency brake and push my car down the hill!!! I LIVE THERE!!! WTF??

4. roomate tries to raise the rent on my almost weekly. as if i wasn't already paying enough. he also yells at me saying i am always late on the payments. this is bull, i have never been late in paying him. (our agreement was payment every two weeks) this is the same roomate who has no job, eats my food and plays on my tv.

the list goes on, but i'm going to bed. this lady is a psycho (the mom i mean) and she yells and swears at me while i'm sleeping? WTF? I didn't do anything wrong here. I'm moving the F**K out, but what else should I do here?
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Old 03-10-2004, 01:59 AM   #2
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Break a water main on your way out.

And piss on the floor or something...
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Old 03-10-2004, 02:09 AM   #3
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How come you don't live at home anymore, your room was really nice.
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Old 03-10-2004, 02:10 AM   #4
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Lock your car doors?
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Old 03-10-2004, 02:49 AM   #5
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COPS! They solve everything (I mean the TV Show)
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Old 03-10-2004, 04:26 AM   #6
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U serious Crash??????????

Move outta there seriously that ain't healthy. Can't believe ppl can b like that. My mum will kick her ass
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Old 03-10-2004, 08:34 AM   #7
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I'd move out of there the first chance I'd get, man.

Do yourself a favor and, just get out and run for your life and never look back.
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