Does anyone remember?

[Shadow_Link]

This joke thread?

There's another one, I'll find it later... Ok, found it... Click!

I reckon the jokes in the first thread are better .

So yeah, anyone got anymore jokes?

[Dylflon]

A proctologist walks into a bank to endorse a cheque. He goes to grab a pen from his pocket but pulls out a rectal thermometer. He looks at it with great annoyance and says, "Great, some asshole has my pen."

[Happydude]

lol...
umm...no offence to anyone, but this is kinda a racist joke...once again, i just found it funny...no offence...ask me to delete it and i will.


Some black guys are sitting at a table at a bar when a white guy comes in with "Black people suck" written on his shirt. He sits at the bar and the group of black guys comes upto him and one of the guys says "What the f*ck is that?!", the white guy turn to the bartender and says "you see, black people are blind...", the same black guy then says "What did you just say?!", the white guy then tells the bartender "you see, black people are deaf...". The black guy grabs the white guy's shirt and drags him outside. The white man returns about a minute later and tells the bartender "you see, black people are stupid...they bring knives to a gun fight".


or something like that

i cant remember 100% how it goes. but that's more or less it.

[Jason1]

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?


...



Roberto.

[Ginkasa]

This is kind of dirty... But it the only one I actually know -_-

****

So this old guy takes an old woman boating for a date. When they come to a fork in the river, the man asks, "Up or down?"

The old woman upon hearing this takes hi and her clothes off and gives him the best sex he's had in years.

He plans another boating trip the instant he gets a chance. They go boating again. They get to the same fork and he asks again, "Up or down?"

Again, the old woman takes both their clothes off and gives him wonderful sex.

He plans another boat trip. This time he dresses up nice and puts on cologne and other such things. He and the old woman go boating again. The get to the same fork. He prepares himself and asks, "Up or down?"

She replies, "Up."

He's a little confused but figures that maybe she just was getting tired of the same fork. They come to another one and he asks, "Up or down?"

She says, "Up?"

He's disappointed but decides to give it another chance. They come to another fork and he asks again, "Up or down?"

"Up," she replies.

This time he can't stand it and says, "What gives? The last two dates we had, whenever we came to a fork and I asked 'up or down' you gave me the best sex I've ever had. Why not this time?"

The old woman laughs and explains, "On our last to dates, my hearing aids were out. I thought that instead of 'up or down' you were saying 'f**k or drown'!"




*shrugs and walks away*

[Dyne]

What do a Walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?


They both love a tight seal.

[Vampyr]

Q: What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

A: Damn.

[Vampyr]

"Hasbro should make a 9/11-tribute jenga twin-pack."

"Why does seaworld have seafood restaurants? Im halfway through my fishburger, and I realize I could be eating a slow learner."

Q: Whats your New Years Resolution?

A: 1200 x 1600

[GameMaster]

Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?

They all have phones!

*ba dop bum pish*

[Happydude]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?

They all have phones!

*ba dop bum pish*

GM....that was quite posibly the worst attempt at a joke you have made so far...

[Shadow_Link]

A Pakistani is having breakfast one morning; coffee,croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Indian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Pakistani ignores the Indian who, nevertheless, starts a Conversation:
Indian: "You Pakistani folks eat the whole bread??"
Pakistani: (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Indian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In India, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Pakistan."
The Indian has a smirk on his face. The Pakistani listens in silence. The Indian Persists "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Pakistani: "Of Course."
Indian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In India we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Pakistan".
The Pakistani then asks: "Do you have sex in India?"
Indian : "Why of course we do", the Indian says with a big smirk.
Pakistani: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Indian: "We throw them away, of course."
Pakistani : "We don't. In Pakistan, we put them in a container, Recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to India. !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dark Samurai]

Originally Posted by Shadow_Link

A Pakistani is having breakfast one morning; coffee,croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Indian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Pakistani ignores the Indian who, nevertheless, starts a Conversation:
Indian: "You Pakistani folks eat the whole bread??"
Pakistani: (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Indian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In India, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Pakistan."
The Indian has a smirk on his face. The Pakistani listens in silence. The Indian Persists "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Pakistani: "Of Course."
Indian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In India we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Pakistan".
The Pakistani then asks: "Do you have sex in India?"
Indian : "Why of course we do", the Indian says with a big smirk.
Pakistani: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Indian: "We throw them away, of course."
Pakistani : "We don't. In Pakistan, we put them in a container, Recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to India. !!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats a good one

[DimHalo]

Originally Posted by Shadow_Link

A Pakistani is having breakfast one morning; coffee,croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Indian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Pakistani ignores the Indian who, nevertheless, starts a Conversation:
Indian: "You Pakistani folks eat the whole bread??"
Pakistani: (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Indian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In India, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Pakistan."
The Indian has a smirk on his face. The Pakistani listens in silence. The Indian Persists "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Pakistani: "Of Course."
Indian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In India we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Pakistan".
The Pakistani then asks: "Do you have sex in India?"
Indian : "Why of course we do", the Indian says with a big smirk.
Pakistani: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Indian: "We throw them away, of course."
Pakistani : "We don't. In Pakistan, we put them in a container, Recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to India. !!!!!!!!!!!!

nice one....but gross....

[Vampyr]

Originally Posted by happydude666

GM....that was quite posibly the worst attempt at a joke you have made so far...

I personally found it very funny.