Answer these 3 questions

[Shiz]

Answer these questions then check your answer after the dotted line.....

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, 3 were deaf, two who were blind, and one mentally disabled, and she had syphillis, would you recommend an abortion?

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Who do you pick?

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had 2 mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and a drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, does'nt smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Question 3:Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics, guess the company

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have ben accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shop lifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

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ANSWERS

#1:
If you said yes to the abortion you just killed beethoven

#2:
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

Question 3:

It's the 535 members of the united states congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Pretty interesting is'nt it? Makes a person thinkbefore judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic.....

[Blade Runner]

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, does'nt smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

I thought hitler wasn't married until the day before he died inside a bunker in berlin?

[The Duggler]

Originally posted by Blade Runner
I thought hitler wasn't married until the day before he died inside a bunker in berlin?

So? as long as he never cheated

[Rndm_Perfection]

1) Beethoven had some serious illnesses. I still would've suggested abortion.

2) If I had the fate of a nation on my shoulders, I'd research a little deeper than seeing who cheated on who, and who eats meat.

3) It's not a wonder that Congress' 535 members have a combined power equal to that of the President's, or even a few dozen elderly behind desks with wooden hammers. God Bless America

4) Noah used God, he cheated. The Titanic was well built... but poorly operated. Also, God has a passion for slaying those that illustrate one another's nude bodies whilst having some sort of affair. *shakes a fist at leo*

[GameMaster]

1. I would not recommend an abortion.

2. I would pick Canidate B.

3. Toys R Us

[DimHalo]

i've seen that before...
I would never recommend an abortion, its wrong.
I made the mistake of thinking Candidate C would be right.
I figured the group of people were some sort of political group.

[surfin4lifer]

You see I wouldn't have said canidate C was a war "hero". Adolf hitler was more of a war criminal.
Btw what do you mean by crooked polititions?

[Mechadragon]

1. I would recommend abortion even if the other babies didn't have problems. Who needs 9 kids?

2. I said A because he sounded like a President of America. And I was right.

3. I guessed Enron because I am an idiot.