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Old 07-02-2006, 08:25 PM   #1
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July 2, 2006 -- A Manhattan face-painter and balloon-animal maker said overzealous cops tackled him off his bike, shoved two guns to his head and threw him in the slammer for more than four hours - all because his misplaced balloon pump looked like a bomb.

Alexander "Sasha" Alhovsky said the takedown occurred in front of dozens of horrified children on Thursday at about 5.30 p.m. outside an Upper East Side playground.

"They thought I was a terrorist," Alhovsky, 36, said yesterday.

The previous Sunday, Alhovsky said, he left a rainbow-striped balloon pump in a Starbucks on 66th Street and First Avenue - and a worker called cops.

Four days later, he was cycling home from Central Park - where he's plied his trade outside the zoo entrance for 15 years - when about eight cops jumped on him from behind, he claimed.

"There was a gun in my face and another on the back of my neck," he said. "They were screaming, 'Get off your f- - -ing bike, you f- - -' . . . They were dragging me around."

Alhovsky was taken to the 19th Precinct station house.

Eventually, a plainclothes officer came into the room with a photo of the $850 electric air pump he had purchased online.

"I told them what I did for a living and that it was just a pump," he said. Alhovsky was then released.

Alhovsky said he wants an apology from cops.

"It appears the officers took prudent steps to handle what may have been a dangerous situation," Police Chief Michael Collins said in a written statement.

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Old 07-02-2006, 08:41 PM   #2
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Old 07-02-2006, 11:06 PM   #3
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Sue, or blow them up. Irony?
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Old 07-03-2006, 01:17 AM   #4
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He should bomb the precinct now.
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Old 07-03-2006, 09:14 AM   #5
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Old 07-03-2006, 10:36 AM   #6
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Street performers get exactly what they deserve. A light pummeling. The man is in his 30's and he makes ballons for a living. Hopefullt the cops knocked some sense into his dirty, encrusted, pachuilli stinking head.

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