Where do you carry your wallet?

[Teuthida]

Well?

[Typhoid]

Front right pocket.
My keys are in my front left pocket.
My change is in the front left.
I cant have it any other way, I've tried, and it just feels wrong.

[KillerGremlin]

Back right pocket, always. I put my keys in my left front pocket, I put my chapstick, change, and pens in my right front pocket, and I put papers and stuff in my back left pocket.

[Null]

i think this topic is just an evil plot to know where everyone keeps thier belongings so he can pick pocket us all.


but oh well...
Wallet front right - always
change also in front right, keys or ipod in front left.

[Dyne]

Well you'll know the answer to this if you remember the quote I used to have in my signature.

[Typhoid]

"Always keep the important items in your back pocket"


Snap.

I'm attentive.



EDIT: I know this is bad, but back in elementary school I wasnt the poster child for perfect living that I am today.

*pauses for gasps*


So anyways, when people would be in the urinals, well, not in them, but when they would be using them, I'd take their wallet, and see what they had in them, take anything of importance, then put the wallet back in their back pocket.

But this was when baggy pants was in, sort of. So it was easier than it would be today.

I actually have total skills. I kno how to steal things, as, stupid as that sounds. In grade 6 and 7, I would always steal my teachers keys, and he wouldnt notice. I would do it a few times every day, and I think he only caught me a handful of times.

He would keep them on his desk, and I would walk up with my math text, and ask him a question I didnt need to know, and I'd place the book over his keys, and hold it. And as he was talking to me about it, I'd slip my pinky finger through the loop of the keys, and slowly squeeze it close to the book so it wouldnt make noise when I walked away. That was only one of the things I would do. I cant really remember how else I'd take them.

I could make a living off of stealing, and conning.

Well, not a living.

[fingersman]

Originally Posted by Null

i think this topic is just an evil plot to know where everyone keeps thier belongings so he can pick pocket us all.

I was thinking the same thing

[The Germanator]

Change and wallet go in the front left pocket always. Money to the left. Chap Stick, keys, and pens in the right...Others to the right. That is how I roll.