Well, here's what I got (maybe some graphic detail but you asked for it

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Its not a normal stomach ache. Its hard to walk. I'm slightly hunched over and walk like an old man otherwise stomach hurts too much. Its like musces around stomach were hit hardest.
I lost all appetite around Friday evening/Saturday. Lost 2.5 lbs since Friday. Eating any kind of food, it comes back later to haunt me
"Bathroom stuff". I'll leave it to your imagination
Breathing deeply is impossible. Hurts too much but can breathe "normally". Can't sleep in bed, stretches stomach and hurts too much. Have to sleep in recliner for now.
So...yeah...don't ever get this. Its hell