Well, as the title states, I am drunk and I realized that I have not posted a "I am drunk" thread in a while so I thought I would favor you all with my inebriated ponderings. And those ponderings consist of... "I am drunk".
As for the "looking to score" part, I merely thought a witty reference to an old (meaning: when they were good) Offspring song would lighten the mood on an otherwise gloomy night.
On a side note, anyone want to play some Hold `em?
