Vin Diesel Random Fact Generator

Dylflon · 05-19-2005, 11:29 PM

PURE GOLD.

Happydude · 05-19-2005, 11:44 PM

"Vin Diesel was on pace to win the 1994 World Series, but the lockout stopped him. He played every position, and was the only batter on his team, The Dieselin' Dashers. MLB allowed this because he hit only homeruns, and there was no need for another batter. His bat was hand crafted by Apollo, made from the skulls of Samurai who committed seppeku out of HONOR in being the bat Vin Diesel would use. He used the tears of sea-nymphs infused with the blood of Dracula for pine tar."

Dark Samurai · 05-20-2005, 12:17 AM

Resident Evil 4 is loosely based on the one time Vin Diesel forgot to eat his breakfast.

Vin Diesel invented the phrase "PWN3D" after a fist-fight with Ghandi, the details of which he has never released.

Vin Diesel once drank a can of Red Bull. It gave him so many sets of wings that the universe hit it's character limit and crashed. He then had to push the master Ctrl-Alt-Delete keys to restart reality.

Vin Diesel can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

man, good stuff...

DarrenMcLeod · 05-20-2005, 01:04 AM

In a straight fight between Muhammed Ali and Bruce Lee - Vin Diesel would win.

Vin Diesel makes the Oija board move.

Vin Diesel is harmful to radiation.

AND MY FAVORITE:

Contrary to popular belief Kevin Spacey is not Keyser Soze, Vin Diesel is.

Gold. +rep.

Su-Yin · 05-20-2005, 01:18 AM

Vin Diesel eats coal, ****s diamonds, and then sells the diamonds to buy more coal.

GameMaster · 05-20-2005, 01:19 AM

Vin Diesel is employed by Yellowstone Park to masturbate regularly. The resultant titanic outbursts are known as Old Faithful.

PURE PLATINUM!

Typhoid · 05-20-2005, 01:20 AM

Dylan, ever since my party, where Brian was readin them out, I've been checking them every few days.

" Vin Diesel gets high by snorting small Canadian children."

" Vin Diesel controls the tides."

" Vin Diesel accepts both Visa and MasterCard."

" Vin Diesel killed O-Town."

" Vin Diesel is the capitol of Wisconsin"

Hahaha.....good times.

EDIT:

Dylan, I HAD to put this one in here, and you know why.

" Vin is the original founder of The Breakfast Club."