Ok, somebody isn't happy. Yep, and all fingers point to me. I'm sure all of you will get a kick out of this one, but it took me a day or so to get over this.
I went ahead and picked up a dog a couple weeks ago. A Pitbull. It wasn't a newborn puppy, but about a year old. Just about the sweetest dog you would ever meet in your life.
So I don't have my desktop computer yet, so I'm always busy with my $1700 laptop. From surfing the Internet to playing online (BF1942). The one I got out while I was deployed. Not even a year old yet.
Mini (dogs name) thought I wasn't paying enough attention to her. Thought that I was giving all my love to my laptop. So while I was out, she decided that she would teach me a lesson. She pissed on my computer. Thats right, just squated over it and went to town.
At first, I didn't know what the heck it was. So being the simple man that I am, I knew my daughters usually has their drinks around the house. So I tried to smell it at first, just smelled like an electrical burn. So looking around, trying to be sneaky
I picked it up and it was still dripping, so I caught a drip on my pointy finger and tasted it.
Didn't taste like piss. So trying to figure out what it was, I laid it on a paper towel to let the rest of my laptop to drain, and looked it when the paper was dry... IT WAS YELLOW! I knew it then. And I was ready for some beatings to start.
The wife stopped me. Told me that Mini was just jealous of the computer. So the beatings never took place. Stupid DOG!
Now the only time that I get to use the internet is when I'm at work. Which isn't too bad, since I work like 6 days a week.
Happy Hour my A$$
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