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01-24-2005, 11:26 AM
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Wife wakes from Coma after husband kills himself
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Wife wakes from coma after husband's suicide
ROME (Reuters) - An Italian pensioner committed suicide after his wife fell into a coma, but just hours after he killed himself the woman woke up, Italian media have reported.
Recalling the end of "Romeo and Juliet", the 70-year-old man, Ettore, who had sat by his wife's bedside for four months after she slipped into a coma following a heart attack, finally gave up hope and gassed himself in the garage of his family home.
Less than a day later, his wife, Rossana, woke up in her hospital bed in Padua and immediately asked for him.
The northern town of Padua lies just 40 miles from Verona, where star-crossed lover Romeo killed himself believing Juliet to have died. But minutes later Juliet woke up and seeing Romeo dead, stabbed herself.
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/me tries not to laugh
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01-24-2005, 11:36 AM
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Re: Wife wakes from Coma after husband kills himself
Oh my... I'm glad she hasn't killed herself
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01-24-2005, 01:02 PM
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Re: Wife wakes from Coma after husband kills himself
eh, she's in her seventies... she can wait until she dies to see him again. (unless he went to hell for suicide, then she better get right on gassing herself too)
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01-24-2005, 01:04 PM
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Re: Wife wakes from Coma after husband kills himself
That's sad. She should've tried waking up sooner though.
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01-24-2005, 03:17 PM
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Re: Wife wakes from Coma after husband kills himself
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That's sad. She should've tried waking up sooner though.
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 Maybe she woke up before that, didn't want to deal with him. Waited until the nurses started gossiping about what happened, knew it was safe to "wake up". Played it off. Now she gets all the insurance money. There are some sick people in this world.
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01-24-2005, 04:02 PM
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Re: Wife wakes from Coma after husband kills himself
Ah, reminds me of Tolkien's Turin&Níniel. 
Pretty sad yeah. 
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01-24-2005, 08:24 PM
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Re: Wife wakes from Coma after husband kills himself
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Thats kind of sad.
How the hell can you laugh at that?
Thats really sad.
He loved her, she was in a coma, he killed himself because she wouldnt come out of the coma, she wakes up from the coma, sees he's committed suicide and stabs herself.
How the f*** is that funny?
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