Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.
These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.
You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.
I heard about this on the radio this morning. Haha....good times.
My radio station is awesome.
Today they did a contest. If you called in and lived the farthest away you won a proze. Some guy called in from Geneva Switzerland...he got the prize.
Hooray for listening online.
__________________ Fingerbang:
1.) The sexual act where a finger is inserted into the vagina or anus. Headbang:
1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.
marry an american
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