11-21-2002, 03:34 PM
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You, go away! Leave this instant! No one invited you.
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11-21-2002, 03:44 PM
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The World Ends with Poo
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Quote:
Originally posted by FreakyBob
You, go away! Leave this instant! No one invited you.
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Fine!
*takes Voo Doo doll*
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11-21-2002, 03:49 PM
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I should have had my wicker man destroy that stupid voodoo doll years ago. You obviously have no clue as to how it should be used. Aside from that, you are not the least bit skilled in the Black Arts. Only someone such as myself can take full advantage of the doll's true power.
..........Hmm...this is stupid.
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11-21-2002, 07:10 PM
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So a gay guy walks in to a Bar. He asked a girl where can i find some gay guys?? The girl said right over there. She pointed to the man's restroom. Then he saw a woman in there so he like are you BI and the woman like yeah. Then the gay guy like well me too then they went home togeter and hmm... can't say hmm.. so the next day he woke up and saw that she was a drag so he's like man that girl was right lots olf gays in the man restroom.
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11-21-2002, 07:13 PM
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please don't ban me for this thank you
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11-21-2002, 10:09 PM
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Wow, I really couldn't make out most of your post. But after a few unsuccessful reads, I was able to piece most of it together. So a man has sex with another man? How is that a joke? Oh, and don't double post. It upsets people.
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11-22-2002, 01:50 AM
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★★★
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11-22-2002, 08:15 AM
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The World Ends with Poo
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I wish I could hurt you...stupid distance
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11-30-2002, 03:54 PM
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Ok, here's a joke, maybe you heard it already, but here goes.
Ok, one day a blond girl goes to Future shop and asks the person "Can i buy this T.V"
and the peron says"No"
The next day she goes back, and asks again. And again the person, says"NO"
Again she does this another Time, and Again The person says"No"
Then when she goes again, she asks the same question, which the guy sayss"NO". Then she says "Why can't I buy this T.V"
Then the Person says, "Uh.. Because your looking at a Microwave"

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11-30-2002, 04:33 PM
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Tavern Legend
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yeah...the blonde joke is old...
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11-30-2002, 08:15 PM
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This thread keeps coming back to haunt me.
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11-30-2002, 09:19 PM
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The PsYcHo
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This isn't really a joke... But.

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11-30-2002, 09:24 PM
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 nice one shadow link...
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12-02-2002, 12:29 PM
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i got one...i found this one pretty funny...
Hi,
It had to happen ... ...... Siza (We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
Chinese food in the Middle East?
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12-02-2002, 12:40 PM
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Retired *********
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Ahhh...a take off on the classic "Who's On First" routine. Pretty good stuff. I'm just glad they didn't start talking about Dick (Cheney, that is).
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