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BlueFire · 09-24-2002, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by One Winged Angel
I got one!!!!

Why did Bluefire cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the gay bar on the other side!!!

I'm going to send your remains to your mom.

Doctor Zhivago · 09-24-2002, 03:09 PM

Don't listen to him, BLueFire. We all know that you just crossed the street to purchase some gay (yet tasteful) pornography. *slaps One Winged Angel* Get yer facts straight, kid!

Xantar · 09-24-2002, 04:21 PM

You know, I see an awful lot of people who seem fixated on calling other people gay. I have to wonder about them, sometimes...

So anyways, a true story for you all. Nobel Prize winning physicist Richard Feynman used to eat lunch every day at a particular diner back when he was a student at MIT. One day, he left his tip, two quarters, underneath two inverted cups of water. The next day, he noticed that the waitress of the previous day looked a little steamed and wouldn't serve him. He asked another waitress what happened.

"Well, she was trying to get your tip," the waitress answered. "But when she lifted one of the cups, all the water spilled out all over the place and made a big mess. Then she called the manager over and asked him what to do. But he didn't really know. So finally all they could do is pick up the other cup and let it make a mess again."

"Well, it's pretty simple to deal with," answered Feynman. "All you have to do is hold a bowl near the edge of the table and slide the cup over it so that the water spills into the bowl."

That day, Feynman left his tip under two upside down cups again. The next day, he arrived to find the second waitress obviously steamed at him. He finally got her attention and asked what was wrong.

"I got your tip by taking a bowl and sliding the cup over it just like you told me to," she said.

"So what's the problem?" Feynman asked.

"There wasn't any water in the cups!"

Testament · 09-24-2002, 05:19 PM

lol i got a funny one..lol wats the difference from a negro and a bag of ****
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Testament · 09-24-2002, 05:35 PM

oh man no one on any forums have sense of humor jeez lol and i come from canada

Xantar · 09-24-2002, 05:57 PM

A little impatient, are we? This isn't a chat room here.

Besides, I think FreakyBob said something about racist jokes at the beginning of the thread.

And besides that, the joke isn't funny anyway.

Testament · 09-24-2002, 06:07 PM

actually its more funny when u argue to a retard hahahha

GameMaster · 09-24-2002, 06:54 PM

I can't visualize, could someone draw a simple picture of what two inverted cups with water look like?

One Winged Angel · 09-24-2002, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by FreakyBob
Don't listen to him, BLueFire. We all know that you just crossed the street to purchase some gay (yet tasteful) pornography. *slaps One Winged Angel* Get yer facts straight, kid!

I've known Bluefire longer than you boy! He likes his Twinkies live!

Angrist · 09-25-2002, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by GameMaster
I can't visualize, could someone draw a simple picture of what two inverted cups with water look like?

Or how to keep the water inside the cups when inverting them? Xantar??

Xantar · 09-25-2002, 01:00 PM

Well, the book I read didn't explain it. But I imagine Feynman did something like this:

1. Take a glass of water.
2. Put a quarter in it.
3. Put a saucer on top of the glass to cover the opening.
4. Turn the cup upside down with the saucer still covering the opening.
5. Quickly remove the saucer from underneath the cup and press the cup to the table.

You'll spill some water, but not enough to really make a mess.

BlueFire · 09-25-2002, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by One Winged Angel
I've known Bluefire longer than you boy! He likes his Twinkies live!

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Doctor Zhivago · 09-25-2002, 03:59 PM

It's nothing to be embarrassed about. I hear that the live Twinkies are really hot

BlueFire · 09-25-2002, 04:15 PM

I really want to see you bleed right now.

Doctor Zhivago · 09-25-2002, 04:23 PM

*slits wrists to appease bluefire* There we go

Anyway, as I've said earlier, there's no shame in getting some live Twinkie action every now and then. I mean what's wrong with a nice, plump piece of sponge cake with cream filling in the middle? .....Unless, of course, this is meant to be something sexual. If it is, I am absolutely appalled.